I worked in a deli and there was a transgender woman who came in regularly for sliced lunchmeat. The deli manager was friendly to her, cut her order the way she wanted. Once he was busy and I took her order. I cut the ham too thick, it was rubbery, she complained.
T, I’m sorry I’m crap at slicing ham, but I wish I could’ve told you the things that man said about you after you left.
It wasn’t right.
I hope you’re doing ok. I’m not any better at cutting ham though.
To be fair, I think it tastes like chewing on an old tire no matter how you slice it.
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