I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 14. My mom let me have it but my father was anti-coffee/caffeine so at his house he wouldn’t let me have it. He’d hide it sometimes too if I brought it.
One day I found his viagra. (I was in high school at the time, but i knew what it was). So I started hiding that. One time I put it in a VHS tape. Another time I hid it before a weeklong vacation with his girlfriend who me and my brother did not like.
Then I got bold. I’d move it and put it in plain sight. I put it in the fridge once.
My thinking was, what’s he gonna do? Ask me if I’ve seen it?
I figured if I couldn’t get up in the morning neither could he 🤣.
Don’t mess with this girl’s coffee.
Laughs and Lobotomies 