I suppose I promised laughs on this site.
Years ago, I had with a friend, an ex, and a friend of the friend, a ménage à trois plus one. A four-way. An orgy depending on what number you think constitutes one (is it over 3? Over 5? Who knows).
Well there was liquor involved but I was medicated and stone cold sober.
The friend of the friend stayed about 30 minutes. He came and went, if you will.
So that left me, my friend, and my ex, who were both drunk and my ride home.
I ordered Domino’s pizza to the hotel room, and scrolled the internet for the rest of the evening, while they kept boning.
Who says you need to be intoxicated to have a good time?
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