Had an old coworker post about how much they liked their job – they work at an answering service for funeral homes.
Really wanted to post these below his post, but showed some restraint. So here you go:
“bob’s crematory, you kill em we grill em, how can i help you?”
Sally’s funeral home and taxidermy, you snuff ‘em, we stuff ‘em
Ray’s pimping and grave digging – your hole is our goal
Winny’s funeral home for Widows: he wasn’t six feet alive, but we’ll put him 6 feet under.
Laughs and Lobotomies 