Laughs and Lobotomies

I am a plus size woman, and there are few options in the clothing department for us.

But of those few options, most do, in fact, have real pockets.

If I were elected president, my first presidential order would be to ensure that all women’s clothing below size 16 has fake pockets.

Not no pockets, not those small useless pockets that many currently have as well.

Fake pockets. All over. No real ones.

Carry your big purses and kiss my fat ass.

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