There are plenty of funny women – it just isn’t profitable for women to be comedians.
You see, comedians are in the business of selling themselves whole. Their whole persona. Every inch, every part, every story.
A man with a wife and family makes more than a woman with one.
Women make more selling themselves by the part. By the smile. By the thigh. The breast. The hour.
Your female comedians are in strip clubs. Mothers. Corporate jobs. Laughing at the jokes of unfunny husbands and fathers for a paltry raise.
Turning an ankle, unbuttoning a top, lifting a skirt, as a husband and father asks-
How much for this only?
Because no one wants all of her.
Just a small piece.
Laughs and Lobotomies 