And the penis mightier than both. Nations and erections have risen and fallen together. Helen of Troy. Every beautiful and powerful woman between the heights of 5’8″ and 5’11” who managed to be mysteriously taller than every man who was listed as exactly 6 feet tall.
We thought Clinton must be honest if Lewinsky was the best he could do. Admit it, you all thought it. She had a glow-up in her 40s.
We built men up and tore men down with scandals. It depended on who it was and who it was with.
So I guess the measure of a man, for most purposes, is more horizontal anyway then, huh?
Laughs and Lobotomies 